Carl Sagan (via lolseriouslytho)
And if you want to create the universe from scratch, you must call Rajinikanth. First he’ll destroy the universe. Then Rajinikanth will create God, again, and ask Him to create the universe.
When everything move and shift earthquakes occur.
Peoples are obsessed with popular myths. Know the fact: Earthquakes occur when Rajinikanth’s cell phone vibrates.
Q: How do you get 30 Israelis into a telephone box?
A: Tell them it’s air-tight.
Q: How do you get 30 Americans into a telephone box?
A: Tell them it’s got oil in it.
Q: How do you get 30 French into a telephone box?
A: Tell them it’s not in Iraq.
Q: How do you get 30 Europeans into a telephone box?
A: Tell them there’s no fighting involved.
Q: How do you get 30 Russians into a telephone box?
A: Tell them there’s a slice of bread in it.
Q: How do you get 30 peace protesters into a telephone box?
A: Tell them it’s the American Embassy.
Q: How do you get 30 Turks into a telephone box?
A: Tell them it’s not an airbase, honest.
Q: How do you get 30 Kuwaitis into a telephone box?
A: Tell them there’s an Iraqi coming.
Q: How do you get 30 Iranians into a telephone box?
A: Tell them to do it in the sacred name of Allah.
Q: How do you get 30 reporters into a telephone box?
A: Tell them it’s in Baghdad.
Q: How do you get 30 Palestinians into a telephone box?
A: Tell them if they do, you’ll liberate the Occupied Territories.
Q: How do you get 30 Indians into a telephone box?
A: Tell them it’s got Rajinikanth in it.
Love love love this video from Angela Trimbur and Hello Giggles.
LOL, yeah, she’s adorable. What’s more amazing: she’s still making my time to leisure since I clicked the play button. And, sexy??? Yeah, I’ll agree with a grin ;)
Dance like no one Rajinikanth is watching you!
Put the cookie down before Rajinikanth reach there!
(Source: doctordude, via icantgotocoachella-deactivated2)
Keep the planet clean. It’s not URANUS… Mind it!
(Source: wepreyaswolvesamongthesheep, via coolonlinename)
The real karate kid trained under Rajinikanth. Yeah you noticed it correctly: “She’s so powerful that the epicenter of the crash is some centimetres below her kicking foot.”
and suddenly he saw Rajinikanth there…
(Source: howtotalktogirlsatparties, via hindustandard)
