Cheating na kar… Rajinikanth pakad lega!!
(Source: rupindah, via earthlaughs-in-flowers)
How Women Think :)“I know little of women. But I’ve heard dread tales.” ~HAROLD PINTER
Great mystery resolved by Rajinikanth. That’s how he came to get the “Superstar” title.

If life gives you lemons…
If life gives you lemons, give them to Rajinikanth. He’ll turn them to oranges. Life is too short to taste lemons and/or lemon pickle.
When everything move and shift earthquakes occur.
Peoples are obsessed with popular myths. Know the fact: Earthquakes occur when Rajinikanth’s cell phone vibrates.
Put the cookie down before Rajinikanth reach there!
(Source: doctordude, via icantgotocoachella-deactivated2)
It’s like you’re trying to find Rajinikanth in a hide-and-seek game. No one can find Rajinikanth in a hide-and-seek game.
The internet is a series of tubes. And those tubes are filled with kittens.
[reddit]
The internet is a series of tubes. And those tubes are filled with Rajinikanth’s kittens.
…though there are some exceptions e.g., Rajinikanth.
(Source: violetstormx)
hookersorcake: We win again internets!
Still not even doing the easy things?! If your page does not load transfer all your data to Rajinikanth’s server. Even Tumblr is considering this.
(via proto-jp)
Tanuja: Mr. Sharma, what type of doctor are you?
Manoj: The heart…I mean, I am not like…actually, it involves both surgery and engineering. Um, I basically deal with pacemakers.
Rajinikanth can do that as well. Actually, only his name can do that as well.
(via fateama)
Who else walked on water with Rajinikanth but failed…
Never be Normal.
Once an old man couldn’t see Rajinikanth in a crowd. Rajinikanth came near, and pat on the old man’s shoulder and told him, “Never be normal… Mind it!” Rajinikanth’s words put another pair of eyes on his face. And, in another instance…

(Source: radioolio)