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Interviewer:Why did you leave your last job?
Rajnikanth:They shifted their office & didn't tell me where it is.
— 2 years ago
#Superstar Rajinikanth  #lol  #work life 
lolseriouslytho:

mikakotikoski:
How Women Think :)
“I know little of women. But I’ve heard dread tales.” ~HAROLD PINTER

Great mystery resolved by Rajinikanth. That’s how he came to get the “Superstar" title.

lolseriouslytho:

mikakotikoski:

How Women Think :)

“I know little of women. But I’ve heard dread tales.” ~HAROLD PINTER

Great mystery resolved by Rajinikanth. That’s how he came to get the “Superstar" title.

(via lolseriouslytho)

— 2 years ago with 13 notes
#Rajinikanth Facts  #Superstar Rajinikanth  #gif  #women 
Which superstar will crawl into a nameless hole and sit there to meditate for hours, let alone for days?

Which superstar will crawl into a nameless hole and sit there to meditate for hours, let alone for days?

— 2 years ago with 2 notes
#Superstar Rajinikanth  #life  #meditation  #unseen photos 
Which superstar will give a pose like this in real life?

Which superstar will give a pose like this in real life?

— 2 years ago with 5 notes
#Superstar Rajinikanth  #life  #unseen photos 
lolseriouslytho:

If life gives you lemons…

If life gives you lemons, give them to Rajinikanth. He’ll turn them to oranges. Life is too short to taste lemons and/or lemon pickle.

lolseriouslytho:

If life gives you lemons…

If life gives you lemons, give them to Rajinikanth. He’ll turn them to oranges. Life is too short to taste lemons and/or lemon pickle.

(Source: lolseriouslytho)

— 2 years ago with 8 notes
#Superstar Rajinikanth  #lemons  #lol  #gif 
How do you squeeze 30 Indians into a telephone box?! →

Q: How do you get 30 Israelis into a telephone box?

A: Tell them it’s air-tight.

Q: How do you get 30 Americans into a telephone box?

A: Tell them it’s got oil in it.

Q: How do you get 30 French into a telephone box?

A: Tell them it’s not in Iraq.

Q: How do you get 30 Europeans into a telephone box?

A: Tell them there’s no fighting involved.

Q: How do you get 30 Russians into a telephone box?

A: Tell them there’s a slice of bread in it.

Q: How do you get 30 peace protesters into a telephone box?

A: Tell them it’s the American Embassy.

Q: How do you get 30 Turks into a telephone box?

A: Tell them it’s not an airbase, honest.

Q: How do you get 30 Kuwaitis into a telephone box?

A: Tell them there’s an Iraqi coming.

Q: How do you get 30 Iranians into a telephone box?

A: Tell them to do it in the sacred name of Allah.

Q: How do you get 30 reporters into a telephone box?

A: Tell them it’s in Baghdad.

Q: How do you get 30 Palestinians into a telephone box?

A: Tell them if they do, you’ll liberate the Occupied Territories.

Q: How do you get 30 Indians into a telephone box?

A: Tell them it’s got Rajinikanth in it.

— 2 years ago with 24 notes
#Superstar Rajinikanth  #Indian  #lol  #how about that  #telephone 
"It’s okay to be smart… Mind it!"

Rajinikanth

It's okay to be smart... Mind it!

— 2 years ago with 2 notes
#Superstar Rajinikanth  #gif  #Mind it 
Superstar Rajinikanth with an unit member of Eeram

Superstar Rajinikanth with an unit member of Eeram

— 2 years ago with 2 notes
#Superstar Rajinikanth  #Eeram 
"When I will arrive, or how I will arrive, nobody will know, but I will arrive when I ought to."
— 2 years ago with 1 note
#Superstar Rajinikanth  #Mind it 
The real karate kid trained under Rajinikanth. Yeah you noticed it correctly: “She’s so powerful that the epicenter of the crash is some centimetres below her kicking foot.”

The real karate kid trained under Rajinikanth. Yeah you noticed it correctly: “She’s so powerful that the epicenter of the crash is some centimetres below her kicking foot.”

— 2 years ago with 9 notes
#Superstar Rajinikanth  #how about that  #funny  #lol  #Mind it