| Interviewer: | Why did you leave your last job? |
| Rajnikanth: | They shifted their office & didn't tell me where it is. |
Keep it to yourself or tell, only, superstar Rajinikanth!
(Source: justbeingseriouslysocial)
How Women Think :)“I know little of women. But I’ve heard dread tales.” ~HAROLD PINTER
Great mystery resolved by Rajinikanth. That’s how he came to get the “Superstar” title.
(via lolseriouslytho)
Which superstar will crawl into a nameless hole and sit there to meditate for hours, let alone for days?
Which superstar will give a pose like this in real life?
If life gives you lemons…
If life gives you lemons, give them to Rajinikanth. He’ll turn them to oranges. Life is too short to taste lemons and/or lemon pickle.
(Source: lolseriouslytho)
Q: How do you get 30 Israelis into a telephone box?
A: Tell them it’s air-tight.
Q: How do you get 30 Americans into a telephone box?
A: Tell them it’s got oil in it.
Q: How do you get 30 French into a telephone box?
A: Tell them it’s not in Iraq.
Q: How do you get 30 Europeans into a telephone box?
A: Tell them there’s no fighting involved.
Q: How do you get 30 Russians into a telephone box?
A: Tell them there’s a slice of bread in it.
Q: How do you get 30 peace protesters into a telephone box?
A: Tell them it’s the American Embassy.
Q: How do you get 30 Turks into a telephone box?
A: Tell them it’s not an airbase, honest.
Q: How do you get 30 Kuwaitis into a telephone box?
A: Tell them there’s an Iraqi coming.
Q: How do you get 30 Iranians into a telephone box?
A: Tell them to do it in the sacred name of Allah.
Q: How do you get 30 reporters into a telephone box?
A: Tell them it’s in Baghdad.
Q: How do you get 30 Palestinians into a telephone box?
A: Tell them if they do, you’ll liberate the Occupied Territories.
Q: How do you get 30 Indians into a telephone box?
A: Tell them it’s got Rajinikanth in it.
The real karate kid trained under Rajinikanth. Yeah you noticed it correctly: “She’s so powerful that the epicenter of the crash is some centimetres below her kicking foot.”
and suddenly he saw Rajinikanth there…
(Source: howtotalktogirlsatparties, via andwhoelse)
…though there are some exceptions e.g., Rajinikanth.
(Source: violetstormx)
