February 2012
2 posts
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Scientist: The average person spends 13 hours online per week
Me: lol
Feb 12th
81,659 notes
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Just Wondering. What do you do when your life on... →
Keep it to yourself or tell, only, superstar Rajinikanth!
Feb 1st
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January 2012
40 posts
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Einstein's original Theory of Relativity was; if... →
Jan 22nd
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Jan 21st
12 notes
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Jan 20th
700 notes
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Rajinikanth is the only person that can punch a... →
Jan 20th
4 notes
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Jan 15th
25,967 notes
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Jan 15th
9 notes
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If you have 100 rupees and Rajinikanth has 100... →
Jan 15th
3 notes
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Jan 14th
5 notes
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Jan 12th
4 notes
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Rajinikanth can act, laugh, smile, sneeze, talk... →
Jan 12th
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Once Atal Bihari Vajpayee asked Rajinikanth to... →
Jan 12th
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Jan 12th
1 note
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Rajinikanth's keyboard has 2 keys: 0 and 1. →
Jan 11th
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MySpace actually isn't your space, it's... →
Jan 11th
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Jan 11th
3 notes
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Jan 8th
8,770 notes
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Once Rajinikanth smashed his face into a keyboard... →
Jan 7th
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Rajinikanth doesn't flush the toilet. He scares... →
Jan 7th
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That awkward moment when Rajinikanth talk in... →
Jan 6th
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A black cat crossed Rajinikanth's way. That black... →
Jan 6th
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Rajinikanth has a special feature on his Twitter... →
Jan 6th
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Rajinikanth knows how many times his alarm clock... →
Jan 5th
1 note
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Jan 5th
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Rajinikanth made a bakari out of Cyrus Broacha. →
Jan 5th
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“If you want to make an apple pie from scratch, you must first create the...”
– Carl Sagan (via lolseriouslytho) And if you want to create the universe from scratch, you must call Rajinikanth. First he’ll destroy the universe. Then Rajinikanth will create God, again, and ask Him to create the universe.
Jan 4th
12 notes
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Jan 4th
20 notes
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Jan 4th
7 notes
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When Rajinikanth eats unhygienic exposed food,... →
Jan 4th
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Jan 3rd
10 notes
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Rajinikanth's brain works 1000 times more faster... →
Jan 3rd
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How do you squeeze 30 Indians into a telephone... →
Q: How do you get 30 Israelis into a telephone box? A: Tell them it’s air-tight. Q: How do you get 30 Americans into a telephone box? A: Tell them it’s got oil in it. Q: How do you get 30 French into a telephone box? A: Tell them it’s not in Iraq. Q: How do you get 30 Europeans into a telephone box? A: Tell them there’s no fighting involved. Q: How do you get 30...
Jan 3rd
24 notes
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Jan 3rd
90 notes
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The oceans are filled with tears of Rajinikanth's... →
Jan 3rd
2 notes
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Jan 2nd
11 notes
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Rajinikanth invented black. In fact, he invented... →
Jan 2nd
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“It’s okay to be smart… Mind it!”
– Rajinikanth
Jan 2nd
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Predictions by Nostradamoose ยป Rajinikanth will... →
Jan 1st
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Jan 1st
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“When I will arrive, or how I will arrive, nobody will know, but I will arrive...”
– Rajinikanth
Jan 1st
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December 2011
171 posts
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Dec 31st
128 notes
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Smartass superstar Rajinikanth can kill two stones... →
Dec 31st
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Dec 31st
64 notes
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Dec 31st
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Rajinikanth doesn't answer nature's call. Nature... →
Dec 31st
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Dec 30th
70,359 notes
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Adam and Eve are children of Rajinikanth. →
Dec 30th
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Dec 30th
5,334 notes
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Rajinikanth can eat dosa with chop sticks. →
Dec 30th
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